I’ve had the pleasure of enjoying a shit load of wacky dreams over and over almost every night for the past few weeks. Now, don’t get me wrong, I’m used to dreaming frequently most of the time but the amount of brain movies I’ve been experiencing as of late is extremely out of the ordinary!
It’s not at all surprising how almost every dream I’ve had this week in particular, took place around my old neighborhood, with crazy, out of this world activities taking place during each and every nightly adventure. I’m super cereal folks, these awesome dreams I’ve had lately are really something special.
To be perfectly clear, it’s been quite entertaining. I almost feel like I’m watching myself star in a mind fucked movie directed by Sheogorath himself. For example, I’ve dreamed my friends and I were being chased through Lakeside by hungry, rabies riddled dinosaurs, while desperately trying to find my car with no luck what-so-ever of course, since my dream dad decided to take it for a spin around town before our dino shenanigans fired up. As I Stumble upon a smokey village of quirky strangers living out in the middle of the Lester Park woods, I can’t help but be curious and confused as to why, for some strange reason, all they want to do is dance around a gigantic funeral pyre made of Halloween candy. I have even been arrested by the persistent dream police for participating in the murder of my friendly landlord all because they somehow mistook the “Sugo” tomato sauce on my clothes for blood stains. Pretty fucking lame how I still go to work in my dreams now and then, eh? 🙂
Anyhow, I’ll get right to the point. I believe the purity of the water I’ve been drinking lately has everything to do with the increase in quality dreaming at night the last few weeks. I don’t have a perfect answer neatly wrapped up in a cute bow for everyone as to why this growth in dream activity has decided to occur lately, I haven’t conducted any kind of scientific testing on myself or anything serious like that, obviously, so I can’t offer any real evidence or proof of my own right now. Although, I do share a theory, along with many other free thinkers out there, who do possess actual credible evidence to back up my opinion. Today I just want to avoid the conspiracy theory talk and get right to the point. I think a thorough cleansing of my pineal gland has finally begun, due to the lack of fluoride in my drinking water, and it’s all thanks to my new Propur water filter. I love you!
A blind debate has raged for years now in the united states about whether or not the government should be fluoridating our cities drinking water. Sadly, most of the general public still remains completely uninformed as to what fluoride actually is, let alone fully understanding how the chemical enters our water supply to begin with. Typically the average Joe will assume that fluoride’s in the communities drinking water to help prevent future dental problems and support a healthy smile. But the sad truth is, around the country, a really toxic substance that’s supposed to be applied to the teeth for a short period of time and then discarded is purposefully being dumped into the public’s drinking water for consumption. Doesn’t that seem like a jerk move from a terrible friend? Sure does in my opinion. I encourage everyone reading to do the research and seriously look into this subject for themselves. Allow yourself the time to draw your own conclusions based on facts instead of listening to mass media propaganda.
I honestly think I may be drinking the best water on earth right now and thanks to my trusty Propur, it’s fluoride free, and delicious as hell! Although, I do have the luxury of living next to the one and only Lake Superior which helps quite a bit. It’s really not all that hard to grasp how great the water is in Duluth if you’ve been up this way before, and now it’s simply perfect.
The lack of regular fluoride consumption has definitely affected my ability to experience and remember dreams for the better. Obviously it could always be a coincidence, spring is in the air now ya know, and I’m not going to lie the season change really affects our world up here! if you didn’t already know Minnesotans will pee their pants with glee when the temperature raises above freezing after a long winter. So folks, remember that you and your families health are the most important thing to keep in check! Stay informed people and always keep it real.
“Here in Toronto we’ve been fluoridating for 36 years. Yet Vancouver – which has never fluoridated – has a cavity rate lower than Toronto’s.” –Dr. Hardy Limeback, B.Sc., Ph.D., in Biochemistry, D.D.S., head of the Department of Preventive Dentistry for the University of Toronto, and president of the Canadian Association for Dental Research. http://www.apfn.org/apfn/fluoride-expert.htm
“In point of fact, fluoride causes more human cancer death, and causes it faster than any other chemical.”—Dean Burk — Congressional Record 21 July 1976